i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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