Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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