i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
don't judge my taste in strippers
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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