The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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