I am in a vortex of obligation.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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