D3 body, D1 cock
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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