Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
