butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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