Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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