redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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