i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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