hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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