.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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