Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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