Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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