Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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