Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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