you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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