Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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