So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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