chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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