Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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