Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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