Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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