well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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