and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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