Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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