that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
