I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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