you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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