I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
