So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
