So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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