.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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