She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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