maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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