Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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