Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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