people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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