Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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