So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Damn victory sex feels great
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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