got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
