So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We need to get me chipped asap
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
PANTIES FOUND
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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