oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I smell like Dick and happiness
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