it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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