toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My bed smells like the plague
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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