Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
that's an acceptable place to lick
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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