dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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