mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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