I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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