But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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