How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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