margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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