i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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