Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
well you can't waste a boner
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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