I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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