problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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