dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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