belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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