all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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